If you know me personally, you know that I am just about one of the nicest people on the planet! (Those of you out there snickering......I know where you live!)
Anyway.....where was I?....oh, yes!....I'm a regular sweetheart.
I hate to brag, but I'm just an all around nice chick! And because of that, I hate to make waves. But when a gross injustice has been portioned out, well I just have to speak out!
Below you will see a WANTED poster for a CROC thief!
Sure, she looks nice and all, but let me tell you she is a bundle of danger! If I had all day, oh, the stories I could tell you! But, I'm not like that! Suffice it to say, this woman is in possession of PURPLE CROCS that are rightfully mine.....I did not buy them, but I am talking about on a cosmic level here people.
So if you see her, take the shoes, return them to me and there will be a reward involved.
If you need proof of her guilt:
Like I said, I hate to do this, but we all have to suffer for fashion every now and then.....